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Feb 21, 2010 10:40 PM
Justice Malala, Sunday Times

Justice Malala: There are many people out there who are wondering what they need to do to get rich as quickly as ANC Youth League president Julius Malema has. As was reported in various media, Malema's companies have made a staggering R130-million from government tenders in a mere two years.

If Malema and his partners were charging a management fee of 25%, they are sitting on a cool R32.5-million. Not bad for two years' work.

For those of you who want to make the same amounts, or more, with no expertise in any field, this column was written for you. Here is how it is done:

First, you need to join your nearest ANC branch. This is very easy. To find out the details, phone the ANC on 011-376-1000. They will put you in touch with your branch and someone will promptly sign you up.

There are no barriers to entry: the ANC wants to sign up as many members as possible and everyone is allowed in.

From here on make sure you attend branch meetings so you can identify who the leaders are, and who in the branch is opposed to the sitting branch leaders.

The next step is to ensure you attend the next annual general meeting of the branch, where you need to raise your hand frequently and make a lot of noise.

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