MSNBC Analyst Mark Halperin Suspended for Calling Obama "a Dick"

Mark Halperin, speaking on the "Morning Joe" show of leftwing MSNBC, was suspended indefinitely for his accurate analysis of Barack Obama's job performance.  He described Obama's behavior during his press conference, saying:  "I thought he was kind of a dick yesterday."

If thinking Obama is a dick results in joblessness, then my two years of joblessness suddenly makes sense.

Read more about Halperin's accurate analysis here.