Does the Book of Mormon teach 'Baby Juggling'?

Neonate Weighing 16 Pounds Enters World Crying,

 "Baconator Double, Stat!"

Ohio Woman Sprays WATB Deputies with Breast Milk

Inasmuch as minority babies now outnumber white infants in

the US, one might assume that Christian Rightists, who are

99% white, would be in favor of Planned Parenthood.  But,

such an assumption presumes a modicum of rationality

which the Christian Right apparently doesn't possess.

He had forgiven his wife for her affair with

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, but this was

a bridge too far.