Piers Morgan Vigorously Denies Phone-Hacking,

Stogie-Puffing Charges

"I'm not ready to tell you that I'm ready

 to announce that I'm in.  But I'm getting

more and more comfortable every day

that this is what I've been called to do.

This is what America needs: more

indecision,  more vacillation, more

hemming and hawing."

Warm Scuzzies #199

Rebekah Brooks

Skeezy Tabloid Journalists Hack into Fearguth's Phone,

Perish from Ennui

Let's not forget that it wasn't Paul Ryan or Jack

Davis who ultimately made it possible for the

Democrat, Cathy Hochul, to be elected to the U.

S. House of Representatives.  It was Christopher

 Lee, his bare chest, Craigslist, Gawker, and 

a smartphone.