Michigan Woman Arrested for Identity Theft,

Impersonating a Virgin

After 35 years in office, Representative Dale Kildee (D-MI)

 has announced that he will not seek another term in 2012

and will retire. He was so invisible in Washington that

 most people thought he had retired 35 years ago.

Thaddeus McCotter (R-MI) to Enter Ames Straw Poll as

Republican with 'Most Biblical-Sounding and

Apostolic Name'