Man's Penis Insinkerated

"Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener!

That is what I truly wish to be!

'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener!

Then everyone would be in love with me!"

Jay Carney, President Obama's Press Secretary, Hospitalized

After Suffering Inquinal Hernia from Laughing Too Hard at

Speaker Boehner's Best Weiner Joke

Coat of Arms for the House of Weiner