"Am I a Deadbeat Dad?  Sure I am, because this is where

real America is!"

“Congressman Walsh, quit lying! Have you no shame, sir? You

 owe $117,000 in child support to your ex-wife and three

children.  Pay up and shut up!”

Does the precipitous decline in the number of Americans

for Prosperity events over the past 18 months indicate

that Americans have lost their faith in prosperity?

Wildlife Tip #8

Don't waste your time trying to spot manatees at Tea

Parties, especially those attended by Edna Mattos.

Teabagger William Temple Just Moments Before Being

Atomized by Imperial Death Star

"The First Rule of Pocket Pool," says

Eric O'Keefe, "is to use a right-hand

gesture to create a diversion.

Something like this."

Rare Zebra/Donkey Hybrid Suffering from Identity Crisis;

"Am I a Donkra, a Zonkey, a Zebrass, a Zedonk, or

Something Else Entirely, Like a Teabagger?" It Wonders

Top Cain Staffers Jump Ship of Fools