Governor Perry and the New Frontier

Is this what they call an 'Unmanned Aerial Vehicle' (UAV)?

Contrary to popular belief, Emerson Begolly---the world's

first true Islamofascist hybrid---does not drive a Prius.

World's Worst Jobs #119

Libyan Used Car Salesman

Have you seen the new Dongfeng EJ02?  Sorry, guys, but the

 lady in red isn't standard equipment.

"So, your parents named you after

the 1948 Tucker, eh?  That makes

you almost as famous as Henry

Ford, doesn't it?

Texans ought to be very thankful that the automobile hadn't

been invented back in the day when armadillos weighing

200 pounds wandered across the road.

Tea-Paw Bridgefail is calling his campaign a Buick, not a

BMW.  This is a Buick.