Governor Perry and the New Frontier

"Our friends in New York six weeks ago

passed a statute that said marriage can be

between two people of the same sex. And

you know what? That's New York, and that's

their business, and that's fine with me. That

is their call. If you believe in the 10th Amend-

ment, stay out of their business."

Rick Perry, July 22, 2011 

“I probably needed to add a few words after

that ‘it’s fine with me,’ and that it’s fine with

 me that a state is using their sovereign rights

to decide an issue. Obviously gay marriage

is not fine with me. My stance hasn’t

changed.  Indeed, to not pass the Federal

 Marriage Amendment would impinge on

Texas' and other states' right not to have

 marriage forced upon them by activist

judges and special interest groups."

Rick Perry, July 28, 2011

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #104

Texans for Sarah Palin

"I was called to the ministry at age 27. Today, the governor's

office is my pulpit, where God has put me at this time to do

his will.  So I think that it's time for us to just hand the

government over to God and say, 'God, you're going to

have to fix this.'"

Governor Perry Applauds Himself for Leading Texas to

Whatever Lies Beneath the Bottom of Health Care

Greedheads Galore #11

Gregg Engles

Warm Scuzzies #193

Harlan Crow

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #309

Chris Harris

Were the authorities to start profiling men

with red hair and pale skin, Josh Treviño

would change his first name to José and

start speaking with a Tex-Mex accent.

Greedheads Galore #10

William Stamps Farish III

Texas Governor's Secret Strategy for Bagging GOP

Presidential Nomination Exposed

The thrill of Governor Perry's call for a national day of fasting

and prayer was written all over their faces.

Warm Scuzzies #190

Max Talbott

"A guy walks into a crowded bar and announces that he's

got a terrific Aggie joke to tell.  But before he can start,

Rick Perry says, 'Hold it right there, buddy!  I'm an

Aggie!'  And the guy says, 'Okay, I'll tell it very, very

slowly'."

Texas Strangler Still at Large; "Stay in Your Homes,"

Authorities Warn

Texans ought to be very thankful that the automobile hadn't

been invented back in the day when armadillos weighing

200 pounds wandered across the road.